November 15th

Hello, boys! Just got done with some homework and thought I'd write you all a short little blog. The picture to your left is a little smushy and definitely not My best, but it'll do ;)

Had to run a lot of errands today; was quite the busy bee. My day started off early this morning with a stop to My PO Box. Received a little $75 tribute from a new subbie named rich. While it's not what I'm accustomed to size-wise for money mail, it's adorable in it's own way. He's not super loaded, but I figured I'd play with him for a little while and see what he's capable of. I know he is sending more this week, and apparently a gift, so we'll see how he does. I'll keep you all posted on this little puppy's progress!



And yes, that's the steering wheel of My beautiful $42k Chrysler in the background! I'm actually growing a little tired of this car, and it's almost completely paid off. I was thinking about giving it to My mom and getting something new. Speaking of, here's a little spec sheet of what I want that I built online. And yes, it's your job to make sure Princess gets this in her pretty little hands! I know what you're thinking: a jeep? Strange for a Princess, but I've always loved them. Wranglers, especially, and this 2012 model is amazing! So beautiful.



It's less than My Chrysler, but it's stylish and chic, atleast I think so... and isn't that really the only opinion that matters? ;) So you boys know what to do. I'd love to get My hands on this ASAP, but we'll see. Get to tributing and sending Me those lovely envelopes filled with My favorite men: dead presidents! (and Franklin, too). and just because I'm letting you know a long-term goal and you should really start contributing now, Christmas is just around the corner; that doesn't mean you can forget about all those presents you're going to put under My tree! Every day, I'm adding more things to My wishlist so you have quite the selection to choose from. Remember, I adore all gifts no matter how big or small, but those boys who do pamper Princess the most will get high recognition and special treats ;) Some of you already know what that means.... hehe. So until then, clickity-click, My pets xox

Asshole pay pigs.

I'm fucking disgusted with some of you stupid assholes, and you're going to read this rant because of it. I'm so tired of you losers entering a contract with Me of financial servitude, just to default on it as soon as it starts. WHAT THE FUCK? Are you fucking stupid? Apparently, you are. Do NOT enter a contract with Me and just disappear. I hate it when you little douchebags act like you have no responsibility, and it's all fun and games. FUCK YOU. New little pay pig ian is extremely close to being dismissed, and he's only in his first week. Sure, he bought Me a small (I mean small) gift from My Wishlist, but I have not received his first tribute yet. I had to go out of My way to contact him, because the little prick seems to have changed his email. If I don't get My tribute by Friday? Ha, that fucker is GONE. So let that be a lesson to all you little wannabe pay piggies and money slaves: I don't take any shit, ESPECIALLY from you. I don't care what your situation is, if your girlfriend/wife is home, you have bills, etc. DO NOT ENTER A FUCKING CONTRACT IF YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T GOING TO HONOR IT. How fucking hard is it to comprehend that? God damnit.

Stop emailing Me and telling Me how pretty I am, and you wish you could serve Me. Don't speak, just DO IT. I am not taking any of you pricks seriously until I see some gifts and/or some money. And no, I don't mean fucking chump change. Don't send Me $25 and ask to be My slave. FUCK - YOU. If you are *truly* into Financial Domination and are not a stupid backout bitch, you WILL do what it takes to make Me happy. So, get to clicking, pigs. I'm annoyed, and it's YOUR job to make me feel better.